Sunday, July 15, 2007

COPA , AOL, OPTIONS & WADDEVA

Two days to D-day and I have my options chalked out at last (i owe it to yu Varun). Iv been attending these sessions on how to live your life better (Tats wer i met Varun- Cool dude whu looks WAY over hiz age).
The stuff I'v actually learnt: People can be very deceptive; I hate having "FUN"(da contemporary way....dance, sing....SHEESh); Very few people speak their minds; Handicaps are not excuses (Good goin Jijesh); Your head does'nt fall off when you laugh too much.

Stuff I dont really understand: How your "Ego" comes out when you humiliate yourself on stage; Why I wasnt able to connect so well with the others like they did (amongst themselves); Whats wrong with Aishwaryas feet (Or is it Gravity tats playin tricks on her....???); Whats so surprising about the Kriya??

Yea whats so surprising about the kriya?(Bharat's analysis)
(Bharat on TV, sitting on a desk wearin a lab coat an Thick Glasses...Speaks in a nerdy tone)When you exert, you really need energy so, you breathe really hard.....When you dont exactly need the energy and you breathe really hard, you release a lotta energy. Your body doesnt exactly hav da kinda facilities to store it....so it has no idea what to do wid it. An you get all those weird feelings. Case closed. (Bharat adjusts glasses an camera zooms out....lights out)
Well its not like have a Phd in Bio-watevr or sumthin......Duh! Im Kidding......
OMG Art Of Living ppl, BAD, Art Of Living ppl not da same as art of takin jokes ppl...Bharat history(ok...i have juuz abt enuf tym to catch da kick off.....Copa America '07 AKA ARGENTINAs FIFTEENTH TITLE CUMMIN RYT UP).

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