RE: Allotment

	Entire Allotment to Professional Degree Courses-2007 stands cancelled in the light of the orders of the Honourable High Court of Kerala on 24-07-2007 and 26-07-2007.
	Candidates Allotted to various courses need not join the respective colleges. Fee already paid will be considered for future allotments.
	Revised schedule for the Allotment will be published soon.
	Commissioner for Entrance Examinations Those were the words that were staring me as my mind was populating a list of words I could have used at that point(Some of which could have made a Rapper blush). Just when you think your you are heading somewhere (finally), You gotta wait longer. Me an Ashwin my childhood (Pain in the A$) classmate have already started plotting an assassination of the Mr.Commissioner for Entrance Examinations. Now I gotta go fix a new list of colleges. SSET sounds (and Looks) good. So i guess ill promote it up the list. Anyways the bottom line is the waits gonna HAVE to continue and a few thousand people are at the mercy of the commissioner(Tables are gonna turn once hes done his part tho...Me an Ashwin are waiting ;-)

ALLOTED!

So what if Argentina lost? So what if they lost 3-0? So what if they got beaten by a Brasilian inexperienced, Immature, Rash, Bench side? Ok, the loss drained the colour in my life. Id been feeling really low. But now after an extended wait i finally know which college I'm heading to.
CEC Alapuzha. It came as a disappointment actually. Well it was one of the last few colleges in the list Id given. The college's reputation however is unquestionable. But nothings certain yet(Bloody Kerala Govt.). Forget the shabby webpage. Its the compay there thats gonna count. Wel one things for sure. Its not gonna be easy. So with my fingers crossed the painful (Its not the fingers..!!) wait continues.

COPA , AOL, OPTIONS & WADDEVA

Two days to D-day and I have my options chalked out at last (i owe it to yu Varun). Iv been attending these sessions on how to live your life better (Tats wer i met Varun- Cool dude whu looks WAY over hiz age).
The stuff I'v actually learnt: People can be very deceptive; I hate having "FUN"(da contemporary way....dance, sing....SHEESh); Very few people speak their minds; Handicaps are not excuses (Good goin Jijesh); Your head does'nt fall off when you laugh too much.

Stuff I dont really understand: How your "Ego" comes out when you humiliate yourself on stage; Why I wasnt able to connect so well with the others like they did (amongst themselves); Whats wrong with Aishwaryas feet (Or is it Gravity tats playin tricks on her....???); Whats so surprising about the Kriya??

Yea whats so surprising about the kriya?(Bharat's analysis)
(Bharat on TV, sitting on a desk wearin a lab coat an Thick Glasses...Speaks in a nerdy tone)When you exert, you really need energy so, you breathe really hard.....When you dont exactly need the energy and you breathe really hard, you release a lotta energy. Your body doesnt exactly hav da kinda facilities to store it....so it has no idea what to do wid it. An you get all those weird feelings. Case closed. (Bharat adjusts glasses an camera zooms out....lights out)
Well its not like have a Phd in Bio-watevr or sumthin......Duh! Im Kidding......
OMG Art Of Living ppl, BAD, Art Of Living ppl not da same as art of takin jokes ppl...Bharat history(ok...i have juuz abt enuf tym to catch da kick off.....Copa America '07 AKA ARGENTINAs FIFTEENTH TITLE CUMMIN RYT UP).

Youve Got (To) Mail!!

Well i got the DD and the letter they'd asked for (My English teacher aka The Pricipal better not get a hold of da letter, else im gonna be neck deep in damage control before i know it). Now for that long walk to the post office to drop it off. "Snail Mail";not some thing you cant live without (unlike you know who....da roun da wurld in a few mins bigshot....), but then again itz something you cannot write off. Someone knocks on the door and hands you something; well what do you know its a REAL LETTER. Someone somewhere actually thought of you (or did they??....itz gonna be bills, bills an more bills most of da tym....well at least some computer thinks of me very often.....i hope shez pretty... :P)....the feeling is irreplaceable(Sure dude). Well on the first day of counselling 4000 students gave their options (I wuznt one of them tho.....). I still dont have a good idea about the colleges here (an tat means tat until i do my homework my option picking wud hav to wait). Now back to da hall ticket; a bus ticket gets you into a bus, A train ticket into a train, Hall tickets into (DUH!!!) a hall. But wait your not supposed to loose them now are you...??? You can get rid of them once you step out of the buses, trains etc but not halls(...not in kerala tho as iv learnt it the hard way). They should call it a card or something so that you dont loose it (wat....?? People at VIT called it an admit card and i still have it....). I'm supposed to be worried but im not (Optimistic...??? Naah. Ignorant....?? BINGO...hey dont look at me itz just the way i wuz made). Que sera, sera....an you don have to move a finger....now thats "Bharat" for you. I wonder if post boxes still exist?

Counselling (Day Zero) ;)

Hours till the online counselling procedure begins and i still don't have my hall ticket !! :O
Right from when i was a kid some of my teachers (and friends) called me "Intelligent", but sadly I have never been able to justify that tag. Now I kinda think they've been sarcastic. (Well if you people were: Yur gonna get ur brians pulled outta ur noses by aliens or sumthing.) One of my teachers in a meeting with my mom: "Bharat very intelligent boy (Bharat waves to da crowd wid a big smile on hiz face), But.......(Crowd disappears.....sirens in the distance)". She never completed (The phone rang or something lyk tat). I know exactly what she'd have said: Lazy, Careless, laidback...blah blah blah (Talk to my warden if you wanna know more, She'd hav a endless list :D). Well I lost my hall ticket along with my AIEEE hall ticket (One big fiasco followd cuz wen i lost them, sum tym arnd late April, i had takn da CEE bt not AIEEE). All hope is not lost though; I could get a duplicate of the hall ticket all the way from the big fat capital of "GODs own country". You send them money and you get what you want( the way the wurld wurks...tsk tsk). One hundred bucks to get a piece of paper mailed to you; all soggy and wet when it gets to you (bt i still luv da rains tho) that youll have to send another hundred bucks to that same place (I hope not tho). Well I have to go do what i have to do to get things done (Giv em wat dey want.. :D).
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